desirethemoon:

Why would I sit here and talk about what someone else does with their titties. Are they my titties? Is Angelina Jolie suddenly my family member? Are her titties inherently connect to my titties? Miss me with that.

kittenscaboodle:

people who think making people mad is fun probably get their ass handed to them on the daily. it’s all a front, you ain’t gotta save face.

popitfadatnigga:

tumblr users be like “oh the post wasn’t that serious.” when someone calls them out on their flawed logic.
you was dead serious hoping you’ll get a few cosigners, but it back fired so now you’re mad.
goodnight.

mew2:

ahhh yes the ancient art of eating pussy